“Occasional Man for Hire”
Don’t Save the Date for my imaginary wedding, but do read about Dave’s wedding in OK Magazine… and someone please hire us. Lack of skills be damned.
View Article“A Very Special Valentine’s Day”
Love is in the guts! How many orgasms are too many? Will the Pope ever get a blow job? Or a Valentine? How about your Valentine? Go out and procreate! Or just practice! And other stuff…Listener...
View Article“Run Dave, Run”
Dave is having trouble figuring out how to get from gig to gig, but he can always run like Forrest Gump, and Kacey discusses the hazards of simulating teeth-cleaning on the local TV news…
View Article“Dave’s Baaack”
Dave is back from his road trip in time for International Women’s Day. One woman decided to celebrate by proving she has the world’s strongest whoo-ha, Justin Bieber is a whiner and Hugo Chavez a...
View Article“Politics and Smut”
Senate representation is disproportionate to population of sheep; Dave won a medal for being a good finisher, and Kacey has found a new cereal to share with the world.
View Article“Keep it Clean”
A last minute Skype call reveals that Dave is in Idaho with nowhere to eat, Kacey is too dirty to do gigs for Mormons, but if she had Dave’s accent maybe she could get away with it…maybe??
View ArticleDefense of Condom Act
Bill Gates is making condoms ‘micro-soft,’ creation is still up for debate and so is marriage if you don’t procreate… just pray you get the ‘Shirtless Judge’ to try your case.
View Article“Narcissistic Fools”
We’re getting ready for the next Y2K… in 2025 with our new perfumes… where you put them depends on what you think a hooter is. Listen and see…
View Article“Thatcher Children Won’t Suck”
… they’re not allowed to. Dave says being one of Thatcher’s children sucks. Virginia disagrees — they want to ban oral sex. At least the French haven’t lost their minds – they want to do away with...
View Article“The Dead Cat Society”
Kacey puts her foot in her mouth with special guest Rhea Seehorn, Dave uses fancy words to bash people, and you should all be terrified that Kacey’s Dad can drive! (Watch why in A GUY CALLED DAD –...
View Article“Why did the podcast cross the road?”
What happens when an Englishman sees a chicken on the loose and is a free chicken the gift to give for gender reassignment? We’re saying it is. And we’re saying happy anniversary to Narcissistic...
View Article“Maysturbation”
It’s national masturbation month, so call your sponsors and get your wank on. And if you’re going to heckle us, be sure to make it interesting or we’ll make you wear a Chicken diaper.
View Article“Automated Narcissism”
Why can’t you get an actual person on the phone anymore, how many emails are too many and how do you keep your cat from peeing on your garden?
View Article“Narcissism — Live in 3D!”
It’s Maron vs Gatsby in the Great war for entertainment, so get out and see some… as soon as you’re done listening to every single one of our podcasts.
View Article“Procrastinating Pussies”
Look out parents Kacey is writing for kids, Dave is getting dramatic, and rescuing a cat will save the eco system (and your screenplay). We’re going on a summer hiatus! Yap at ya soon!
View Article“The Big Narcissistic C”
ave shares his battle with skin cancer, Kacey whines about her ungrateful Schizophrenic Dad… it’s laughs galore! No, seriously, we can make anything about us funny. You know you missed us!
View ArticleAmerica is Safe…
We’re Back! Unlike JFK security, we’re awake and on the job. Step away from your computers online cheaters… filling out 50 questions is a tough accident to explain. And for those of you in search of a...
View Article“A Poop in the Hand…”
Cat people are just as good as dog people – if not better. Racism is the lowest form of humor – we’re talking to you, white men. Let’s all just get along and keep our hands out of our dog’s … Continue...
View Article“It’s Been British”
Should Dave be allowed to be here? Should rich people share? And should we spoil “Breaking Bad” for those who haven’t seen the finale yet?? Yup!
View ArticleAmerica is Back in Session
Dave is back from 1st world Mexico and Kacey is back from seeing her Dad in 3rd world Florida. That’s right, the government may have shut down, but Kacey and Dave are open for business…
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